Two recent clients now ranked #1 on Google

More calls. More reviews. More jobs.

Website Reviews Follow-up Local SEO Analytics

The complete marketing system for local businesses, built for you and run for you.

From £195/monthFirst month free6-month money-back guarantee

Less chasing. Fewer missed calls. More five-star reviews.

Leave your email to claim your free month

Thanks, we'll be in touch shortly. If you'd rather speak to someone now, we're on +44 7553 153268.

First month free Cancel anytime A real reply from Lee

The problem

Here's the frustrating bit.

You know you're good at what you do. Your customers know you're good.

But strangers? They land on your website and have no idea.

Calls go to voicemail while you're on a job. Quotes go cold. Your reviews are thin, and the competitor with the better website gets the work.

And too much of your growth depends on:

  • Referrals.
  • Repeat customers.
  • Luck.
  • You personally doing everything.

Sound familiar?

Straight talk

Marketing isn't magic. It's a system.

No agency has a secret trick that floods your diary overnight. Anyone who says they do is selling you something. Including us, if we said it.

What actually wins work is boring and reliable: be easy to find, look trustworthy, answer fast, follow up every lead, and ask happy customers for reviews. We build all of that for you, then keep it running.

Zero risk

The no-brainer guarantee.

Give it six months. If it isn't working for your business, we'll refund every penny you've paid. Start free for a month on Growth Essentials, and cancel anytime.

What's included

Everything a local business needs to win more jobs.

Two simple packages. Built for you, set up for you, looked after for you.

Package one

Growth Essentials £195/month

The core system that gets you found, answers every enquiry, fills your Google reviews and shows you exactly what your website is doing.

01 · The website

A website that turns visitors into conversations.

A proper multi-page site, written and built for you, set up so people can reach you in one tap instead of filling in a form and forgetting about it.

  • Up to 10–20 pages: services, areas you cover, gallery, reviews
  • Website chat that moves visitors into a text conversation
  • Quote forms that send an instant text confirmation
  • Tap-to-call numbers and fast, mobile-first pages
  • Built to show up in local Google searches
Website chat → text
Hi, do you cover Gosforth? Need a quote for a new fence.Visitor · 7:42pm
Hi Sam, yes we do! Can you text over a photo and rough length? We'll get a price back to you tomorrow.You · 7:43pm
Perfect, sending now 👍Sam · 7:45pm
02 · Missed calls

Missed call text back.

Up a ladder? Under a sink? The customer gets a text within seconds, not a voicemail, so they don't ring the next name on Google.

● Missed call · 07700 900123
Sorry we missed you! We're on a job right now. What can we help with? We'll call you back shortly.Sent automatically · 10:14am
03 · Follow up

Automatic lead follow-up.

Every enquiry gets an instant reply and a sequence of follow-ups, so no lead goes cold because you were busy.

  • Instant text confirmation on every enquiry
  • Nudges for quotes that haven't been answered
04 · Local SEO

Get found on Google.

Leads that come to you, without paying for every click.

  • Keyword research for your trade and towns
  • On-page SEO, schema, alt text and page speed
  • Google Business Profile optimisation
05 · Analytics

Analytics for your site, covering visits, click-through rate and enquiries.

See what your website is doing for you in plain numbers, right in your app.

  • Daily visits and where they come from
  • Click-through rate: taps to call, text, chat or quote
  • Visits that become real enquiries
  • No cookies, so no cookie banner
1,686visits
8.1%clicked to get in touch
06 · Reviews

The five-star review engine.

More Google reviews, with far less awkward asking. Reviews are the first thing people check before they ring you, and the more you have, the higher you show on Google Maps.

  • One tap after every job sends a friendly review request by text
  • Up to four automatic reminders, stopping as soon as they open the link
  • A text to you the moment a new Google review lands, so you can reply fast
  • See who's been asked and who's opened it, all in your app
Example: how it works
Hi Priya, thanks for choosing Tyne Valley Roofing! If you were happy with the job, would you mind leaving us a quick Google review? It really helps.Sent automatically · 5:02pm
P
Priya S.a minute ago
★★★★★

Brilliant job on our roof, tidy and on time. Would definitely recommend.

🔔 New Google review! You now have 29 reviews (4.8★).
Package two

Growth Complete £495/month

Everything in Growth Essentials, plus the tools that bring customers back and run your whole front office from one app.

Plus · Campaigns

One-click marketing campaigns.

Ready-made campaigns that bring back old customers and get new ones referred to you. We set them up, you press go.

  • Return-customer offers to past clients
  • Referral requests to happy customers
Plus · Inbox

One inbox for everything.

Texts, website chats, quote forms, Facebook, Instagram and email, all in one app on your phone.

Plus · Business phone

A proper business number.

A dedicated local number that rings your mobile and keeps work and personal separate.

Plus · Print

Print that matches.

Flyers, leaflets, business cards and van-ready artwork designed to match your site, so you look the same everywhere.

Two packages. No surprises.

From £195 a month. First month free on Growth Essentials.

Cancel anytime. Six-month money-back guarantee. Live in 7–10 days.

Recent work

Don't take our word for it.

Real businesses. Real growth. No fairy tales.

The Shaw Construction Management website homepage
Construction · Company website

Shaw Construction Management

From zero online quote requests to 10+ strong leads a week.

#1Ranked #1 on Google for "construction management services north east"

Also appearing in Google's AI search results for the same term

A straightforward company site for a masonry and construction management contractor: services overview, project gallery, and a quote request form that actually gets used.

Visit shawcm.co.uk →
The North Tyne Psychology website homepage
Healthcare · Practice website

North Tyne Psychology

Over 90% of new bookings now come through the web funnel.

#1Ranked #1 on Google for "psychology north Tyneside"

Also appearing in Google's AI search results for the same term

A calm, trustworthy site for a psychology practice: therapist profile, service info, and an easy enquiry form for new clients.

Visit northtynepsychology.co.uk →
The Peace of Pie ordering website homepage
Food & drink · Ordering site

Peace of Pie

Handmade pies, now ordered online.

+70% Site engagement, week on week since launch

A full ordering site for a handmade pie business: browse the menu, personalise your box, checkout in one clean flow.

Visit peaceofpie.shop →
The offer

Two packages. Start free.

First month free on Growth Essentials. Cancel anytime. Six-month money-back guarantee on both.

First month free

Package one · Growth Essentials

£195/month

£0 for month oneTry it free

Billed monthly. Cancel anytime.

Get found, answer every enquiry and build your reviews.

  • 10–20 page website, built for you
  • Website chat to text & instant-reply quote forms
  • Five-star review engine
  • Missed call text back
  • Automatic lead follow-up
  • Local SEO & Google Business Profile
  • Website analytics dashboard
  • Hosting, updates & edits
  • Direct line to Lee
Start Growth Essentials Free
The full system

Package two · Growth Complete

£495/month

Billed monthly. Cancel anytime.

The full system: everything in package one, plus the tools that bring customers back.

  • Everything in Growth Essentials
  • One-click referral & return-customer campaigns
  • All-in-one inbox app
  • Dedicated business phone number
  • Print design: flyers, leaflets, cards, van artwork
Start Growth Complete

Secure checkout by Stripe Cancel anytime 6-month money-back guarantee Live in 7–10 days

Not sure which? Book a free 20-minute call first.

What package one would cost separately.

Website build & hosting£1,500+
Review & reputation software£50+/mo
Missed call & follow-up texting£60+/mo
Local SEO£250+/mo
Growth Essentials, all of it£195/mo

Typical UK prices when bought separately from different suppliers. Yours to check.

Add when you're ready.

Available on either package. Quoted separately, only if they make sense for you.

  • Google Ads & Local Services Ads management
  • Advanced SEO: backlinks, directories, regular content
  • Print runs: flyers, leaflets, cards at trade prices
How it works

Live in under two weeks. Three calls, that's it.

1

A 20-minute call.

We look at your current site and Google presence together, show you the system working, and check it's a fit. No hard sell.

2

We build it in 7–10 days.

We gather your services, areas, photos and reviews, then build the website and set up your review engine, missed call text back and follow-ups.

3

A 25-minute launch call.

We walk you through the app on your phone: replying to leads, sending review requests and seeing what's coming in.

4

We keep it running.

Edits, SEO and improvements every month. Your first month on Growth Essentials is free, so you'll see it working before you pay a penny.

Why Fee Fi Fo & Fum

Big-agency systems. Small-business price.

Cancel anytime.

Stay because it's working, not because you're tied in. And if it isn't working after six months, you get your money back.

Two simple prices.

£195 or £495 a month. No confusing tiers, no "premium" upsell for the basics.

You deal with Lee.

The person on the call is the person who builds it. No account managers, no ticket queues.

Texts, not emails.

Your customers live on their phones. Everything is built around fast text conversations.

Plain English.

No jargon and no dashboards you'll never open. If it doesn't help you win jobs, we don't sell it.

Honest about results.

The system works when you use it. Reply to leads, send review requests. We'll make that as easy as a tap.

Free tool

Is your website actually helping your business grow?

Rate your website in two minutes. Seven questions, one honest score out of 100, and the gaps costing you the most enquiries.

Free, no card needed. Your score appears straight away, no waiting on an email.

72
Growth Ready
0100
Who it's for

Built for trades and local service businesses.

If customers find you on Google, ring you up and judge you on your reviews, this is for you.

BuildersRoofersPlumbersElectriciansHeating engineers LandscapersTree surgeonsPainters & decoratorsJoiners & carpenters Kitchen & bathroom fittersDriveways & pavingDecking & patios Windows & doorsFencingFlooringCarpet cleaning Pressure washingPest controlRemovalsCleaners Dog groomersHome improvementClinics & practicesFood & local shops
In their words

What it's like to work with us.

FAQ

Fair questions.

Which package is the free month on?

The free month is on Growth Essentials, and it includes everything in it, including the full website build. You won't be charged until your second month starts, and if you decide it's not for you before then, you don't pay anything.

How quickly will I see results?

Some things work from day one: missed calls get texted back, enquiries get instant replies and review requests start going out. That usually means more jobs from the leads you already get.

Google rankings take longer. Local SEO typically builds over three to six months, depending on your area and how competitive your trade is.

Why is it so affordable?

Because we'd rather keep you for ten years than charge you a fortune for one. We've built the system once and set it up for each business, which keeps our costs down. You get the benefit.

What if I want to cancel?

Cancel anytime. Let us know before your next billing date and that's it. No exit fees and no awkward retention calls.

How does the money-back guarantee work?

Stay with us for six months and use the system: reply to your leads and send review requests. If it isn't working for your business at that point, tell us and we'll refund everything you've paid. No hoops, no small print.

How do you get me ranking on Google?

Google ranks local businesses on three things: relevance (does your site clearly say what you do and where), trust (reviews, a complete Business Profile, consistent details across the web) and how well your site performs.

We build your site around the searches people actually make in your area, optimise your Google Business Profile, and the review engine keeps fresh reviews coming in.

I get most of my work from word of mouth. Do I need this?

Word of mouth is brilliant, but even referred customers Google you before they ring. If they find a dated site and a handful of reviews, some will call someone else.

The system also makes word of mouth work harder: referral campaigns ask happy customers to pass your name on, and review requests turn good jobs into public proof.

Can I pay upfront?

Yes. Pay for 6 months upfront and save 10%, or 12 months and save 15%. Upfront plans start straight away (the free month is on monthly Growth Essentials), and you can still cancel anytime: your plan simply won't renew.

Which package should I choose?

Start with Growth Essentials if you mainly need to be found, answer every enquiry and get more reviews. Choose Growth Complete if you also want to win back past customers, run everything from one inbox and have a dedicated business number. You can move up any time, and we'll tell you honestly which fits on the first call.

I already have a website. Can you work with it?

We'll look at it on the first call. Usually it's quicker and better to build a new one designed around the system, but if your site is working, we'll tell you.

Last thing

Your competitors are already working on their marketing.

Probably.

Your first month on Growth Essentials is free. Worth a 20-minute call?

Claim My Free Month
Phone+44 7553 153268 Emailhi@feefifoandfum.com

Or have us send you a PDF audit.

We'll go through your website and send back a written audit: where you're losing enquiries, and what to fix first. No obligation, nothing to sit through.

We'll never sell your details, and we won't add you to a mailing list.

Got it, thanks.

Your audit will land in your inbox within one working day. If you'd rather speak to someone now, we're on +44 7553 153268.